Beware of dating a guy who loves mountain

pic: from tripoto article

Not true in its entirety, but this below blog triggered a crazy thought to scare the girls a bit before dating a guy who climbs mountains. Drafted this in half sleep and virtually wrote it when on train to Cannes :-)

Pun intended :-D life is not meant to be serious!

Date a Guy Who Climbs Mountains

Few of the many Bewares :-)

He might be gone for weeks after weeks, whenever there is a call from the mountains. Either you wait or join him

He would create magical moments for you, one after the other, which will only make you ask for more. But then he is gone creating that again with someone else or for himself

He will make you feel special and write poems for him but then he is gone the next season

from a fellow trekkers dairy from Varanasi

" Behti har thandi hawa us raat ki yaad dilayegi,

Os ki tapakti har boond kohra sa ban k chhayegi,

Jab bhi kaapega ye badan, Siharte wo hoth yaad ayenge.

Jab bhi takraungi sheeshe se, guzari woh raat muskurayegi....

Na koi roshni, na chaand ki chamak 

Bas taaro k aanchal me mil rahe the hum 

Haatho ko thaame, nazron ko jhukaye

Nayi ek kahani likh rahe the hum!!

"

Another one, picked from western ghats stories :-)

"maatu hariyithu parara jothe… mana bereyithu ninna jothe

kaala kaliyuthaa ulidevU ibbarau … aakashada angaldalli ondaagalu.

karagidaa nakshatravanu nodi, kelailla mana enanuyeke endu prashnisalu tiliyithu, ninna sangada viralu bedaaa innenu

bhumi aakaashada naduve, tannaneya gaaliyali, nakshatragala samuhaa dalli …aa ondu kshaanaa, jothe iraalu neenu maretenu ellavannu naanu

matte baradu aa kshanagalu … manasagalillaa bettagalinda hintirugalu!!"

He will take the at most care of his fellow trekkers but you. Because he expects you to be independent

He might talk to stranger at the camp fire about adventure dairies, but might not give his time to you when the group is around

He has mountain full of love for you, but it could be way too much for you to handle

He might be visit the same mountain umpteen times, but possibly would not take you everywhere.

He might not be the one to take you to his house to meet his mother, but every beautiful place :-) that makes you go crazy

He would like to be a like a mountain himself… where there will be trekkers / girls coming in and moving out… but he remains and keep awaiting the new ones

He might be too demanding. Go on a long expeditions to find this out.

He might carry the entire groups load, and might ask you to share it. So be prepared for the hard ones in life

He might be able to give you time, only after attending to everyone else (at the camp) … you need to be extra patient. Eventually he comes to you with all the affection /love

He might get turned off with negativity, frowning face in mountains/life …. He will motivate you to the core, but you need to buck up

He might take all the risks in his life for himself and you… and you should be equally ready to take those

You need to have a mountain full of patience, because he takes life very slow… like the himalayas growing few mm a year.

He might be wearing his favorite Trek tee shirt to office, dinners, movies, dates everywhere… year after year for years. Your gifts might be lying in his cupboard

His crazy acts can SURPRISE or SCARE you away. He has many of them in his backpack

He is not the backing kind, so before committing, think twice.

He  might say thousand times "I am all yours" to the mountains, but might not express it once for you, even though he feels the same for you.

- by kungfu Panda :-)